I've decided not to recount yesterday or this morning, or right now.

Though Will was in the slideshow.

Date:	2006-06-05 23:02
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	thoughtful

1. My top 5-6 list (one point each)
2. My favourite colour (two points)
3. My favourite Elvis Costello Album (One point if you get it, Negative one if you guess wrong)
4. My timetable (four points)
5. Three people I find abnoxious (easy three points)
6. Three people I just can't stand (no repeating, three points)
7. Would I prefer orange juice or apple juice? (two points)
8. Something about me or something I did that I may have forgotten (worth up to 10 points depending on what I feel like giving you)
9. My name in "The game" (two points)
10 One quite by me from TVFR (two points, real easy)

1. Coat Hooks
The little kid with the glowing shoes
The little kid his glowing shoes
English
News (with Hudson Mack, I hate Hudson Mack)
2. There was no favourite colour, it was just best guess.
3. Brutal Youth
4. English
Spare (Coffee)
Literature
Writing (Hell)
5. Too easy, and there isn't just three, Mrs Jones, the TWO in my writing class.
6. Ms Carvalo
The Hippies
Over-aclaimed Amateur Photographers 1, 2, and 3. Learn to write. (this overlaps with The Hippies)
7. Orange.
8. A school related thing would have netted you 10. I expected good things from this but you all came a little short.
9. Hot-rod
10."FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT ..."

New Colours.

To celebrate the new colours, here's a quiz. This quiz is about how much you all know about me. Winners may even get something. Keep in mind I am not sure about some of these answers myself so your guess really is as good as mine.

Firstly, my last name, if you can't spell Laipnieks, Thanks for play, Game over, insert more tokens.

1. My top 5-6 list (one point each)
2. My favourite colour (two points)
3. My favourite Elvis Costello Album (One point if you get it, Negative one if you guess wrong)
4. My timetable (four points)
5. Three people I find abnoxious (easy three points)
6. Three people I just can't stand (no repeating, three points)
7. Would I prefer orange juice or apple juice? (two points)
8. Something about me or something I did that I may have forgotten (worth up to 10 points depending on what I feel like giving you)
9. My name in "The game" (two points)
10 One quite by me from TVFR (two points, real easy)

/6
/2
/1
/4
/3
/3
/2
/10
/2
/2
Total
/35


Goodluck!

Ok, how many of you have a real problem with the amount of swearing that comes out of my mouth?

Thats the whole entry. I think I already know what most of you will say individually.

the Provacateur (52% dark, 34% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)

your humor style: VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it. Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on darkness You scored higher than 99% on spontaneity You scored higher than 99% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Ok so apples instead of of coffee nonsense is bullshit (and nonsense).
Firstly, it takes like 400 years to eat an apple, coffee is easily poured down the throat.
Secondly, Apples are bullshit because they are not measured in ounces, I need a quad apple atleast.
Third, apples are not coffee.


It's bullshit.

This seemed like fun so you fuckers get to read it.
Will he do it with Yes songs? No, too easy.
What will he do it with then? Oh this will be part of the fun.
Guess what band/artist I did. (Aaron I know you just know and Katz I bet will figure it out)


1. Are you male or female? The Boy Who Wanted To Be a Real Puppet (Aaron has it by this point)
2. Describe yourself: Shy (Kats would have it rit'aboot now)
3. How do some people feel about you? Black sheep (I really have no idea)
4. How do you feel about yourself? The Ruins of My Life.
5. Describe current relationship with boyfriend/girlfriend: Picturing the Past
6. Describe where you want to be: World In My Eyes
7. Describe how you live: Die With Your Boots On
8. Describe how you love: Still Loving You (search string "love" in winamp)
9. What would you ask for if you had just one wish?
10. Share a few words of wisdom: False News Travels Fast.
11. Now say goodbye: Fade To Black

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Dana was a bitch.

So I need to learn to proofread my work... For far too long proofreading has been the only thing people tell me is wrong with any of it. Problem is that when I proofread it, the process normally takes longer then acctually writing it. I wrote some ass of a story loosely based on perfume and even all the person could say was to read over what I write. Maybe I should write my writing for this week before sunday... I did that for the poem but then I took way to long to proof it and ended up reworking it 3 times...

I'm not sure I count writing in a LiveJournal post writing either, it is much to informal. I feel like wanting to write some lyrics but I have no idea the rules for that, or what genre I would write for. Shit these days is far too confusing, too seedy. Two new people are in that writing class now... Jared and Tesia... dunno if I have anything to say about that.

Aaron has Just informed me that Saskatoon is named after the berry, that place is now the single most dense population of people on the face of the earth. If you live in saskatoon or want to move there, Don't.

On a topic, Who X + 888'd their transcript request? I know I did, I am fucking smart. Also I 049'd it for Kings University because well... they are the king of universities. If you find fault in this logic, I find fault in that logic. This decision is the epidemic of my thought pattern for the day (Fuck you Matt and Paul, I said epidemic on purpose, I know the real word is epidome, so FUCK YOU)
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Try to be best
‘Cause you’re only a man
And a man’s gotta learn to take it

Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it

History repeats itself
Try and you’ll succeed

Never doubt that you’re the one
And you can have your dreams!

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

Fight ‘til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you

Ah you gotta be proud
starin’ out in the cloud
When the odds in the game defy you

Try your best to win them all
and one day time will tell
when you’re the one that’s standing there
you’ll reach the final bell!

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own

INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

Fight ‘til you drop
never stop
can’t give up
Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
you’re the best in town (FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring you down

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!

repeat to fade, occasional background shouts of “Oh Ye-eah!”

Celebration is appreciation for the present, let this be a lesson for those who don't think that life is a blessing, you must know that life is confessing the feeling you get when you're detesting things...this moment is just as precious as the day you were born. Now take notice when you're seeing things through the eyes of those who can't see clear blinded by the storm that we all go through, no you, I know I can't achieve when you're full of disgust, mistrust, the only one you can trust is yourself?? Thats what you say, like Miles Davis was miles ahead, the thought came in your head, alone is where you stay, You were left here now to fix this, tell me if you'll miss this..feelings so obscure, impatient, insecure, take what you learned and run with the lesson cuz [cause] life is a blessing. Celebration is appreciatin of the present let this be a lesson for those who don't think that life is a blessing. Now transformation is what has to be done and living productive is what I'll end up with. I'm through with hang ups, I'm placing them all up, this Steve was blind, but I can surely see. That the storm is comming, but it won't hit me. The storm is coming but it wont hit me(x4)

Fucking great show, I think I am starting to get the idea when it comes to Ska/Rocksteady/Dub.
The guitarist for the toasters laughed at my shirt(or was smirking at me for no real reason) halfway through a solo... fucking awesome. Now what I just wrote above is the lyrics to "Celebration" by Satori (Jess Borsh The Second) and to all those who were there, Satori's drummer is named Gunnar Olsen... go figure. Anyway, tons of talent from all the bands (less from the Kiltlifters but they were definately fun to watch) and you all should have been there. ALL OF YOU *glare*.
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Quick updates are good updates, you fuckers don't read the long ones anyways.

http://tartanpodcast.com
Do it

Little has changed since last time except for everything atleast once.

So I got the information about bowling today around 4pm from my dad because hes the only one with the "sk111s to use the voicemail. So sorry to all you people that went and were horribly less interested then you could potentially have been...

Guess what FAKE holiday is comming up people!
I'm not going to tell you because its not real.
Still, its a great divider among social groups. For a whole day you people with significant others can relish in being tied down, congradulations.
Man I could have gone for some bowling...

Miniature Sidewalk Whirlwind is good.

I feel compelled to unwrite all this but I don't want to waste it so here you all go.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Everything_nice

So its all relative to the sugar and spice?

Jew Boy Flower Head (The Melvins) (Toss up between this, "Jokerman" and "Jeremy")
Am I Going Insane (Black Sabbath)
Rape Me (right now I am goign with the coolest song names)
Eight Days A Week
Destination Moon (TMBG)

All Good Soldiers
The Answer
Recipe for Hate
Oligarchy
No Substance

Kitty (Presidents)
Yours is No Disgrace
Richard
And You and I (three Yes songs in a row off the top of my head)

I need more friends...

Just a Gigalo
Animal
Retard
Rocket Man
Yellow Submarine
Dickface

That was fun, I threw in Rocket man because it's sweet and retard for OBVIOUS reasons.

Alive
Not for You
Tremor Christ
Once
Nothing Man

And Jareds alter-ego
Smile
Arc
Red Mosquito
Can't Keep
All Those Yesterdays
Satan's Bed
Thumbin My Way
Rats
Off He Goes (Ok this one fits AND it might mean something)


Do one on your own journal 5 friends and you

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

The Empoer Created Aracis to test the faithful, we cannot go against the Emporer.

Today and right now is the first time ever that I have had enough junk food to maky myself feel sick, pray for my stomach.

Goodnight infidels.

what flavor pocky are you?

[c] sugardew

So even though I doubt this LJ is frequented anymore

A- Spare (Might switch with B)
B- English? Possibly Lit -Wong
C- Probably Lit - Wong
D- Writing -Matt no wait, Jones

Whats the deal with the thing that Katz was yelling at me about the other day? I think it was something to do with friday, and today is friday punks.

Soooooo WTF Rafa is watching everything I type but can't do anything about it because I am stronger mentally the he is! I finally got around to checking in on all you peoples Livejournals with the exception of everyone not on my friends list because they don't matter and people who haven't updated in the last day because well... I am too lazy to look them up. So on that note, you are all about as screwed up as when I stopped updating so very little on that topic exists to write about. Rafa keeps looking over and its starting to irritate me so I hope that he reads some of this and my hatred for him shows.

Fuck grade nines, more updates later...